The Tyler Durden Club...............................................:


Violence is a pleasure thats been derided way too unfairly...Just like the moral police has us in double minds about pre-marital sex and monogamy and pot...they denied us violence too..ur moral science teacher tells you, "violence is evil"..and you ask,"whys that?"..."because mr.gandhiji said so"...because the world wants peace...what crap..! the author does not endorse war in any way and empathises with the families of the all those brave fools who willingly walked into machine guns...please dont declare war on us mr.bush...but violence as an art form needs to be explored a little more surely...hell, violence should be made a national sport..a legal drug..itd cure half the worlds problems..it might even prevent war...! imagine if all of us had a physical tangible way of venting our frustrations..have u ever wondered what it must feel like to smash ur feet into someones jaw..? to hear teeth breaking, muscle tearing..? have u ever experienced the thrill of beating somebody into submission..? to see them beg for mercy, shrivelling and bloody..? u spend the day in real life being bullied by MNCs and authority, by family and friends, by religion and morality...then u come home to ur alternate reality where u blow some steam off...beat ur personal punching bag to pulp, and get back at the world...violence..its the only way to go...next time ur sitting in a bar sick of life and torn up inside and someone eyeballs you, or walks into you, dont look away..look him (if its a her, its probably ur mother)straight in the eyes, and if he stares back, get off ur seat, walk up to him and ask him what the fuck hes staring at...ask him if his girlfriend still sleeps around...smash a bottle on his head...never mind if ur getting hit a lot more than he is, keep going..punch him till your fists hurt..kick and push and bite and struggle...dont stop till you see blood..when u do, take a deep breath and move in for the kill..uve got him now..blood upsets everyone and its advantage-you...ull come out feeling better,nevr mind missing tooth or broken bones or both...theres something inherently releasing, liberating about violence...ahimsa is a conspiracy...a psychological study of gandhiji will tell you he was a habitual wife-beater...or not...but what the fuck is he staring at..?